DOWNLOAD KINDLE ¿ Fashionably Dead - by Robyn Peterman #2020

  • Title: Fashionably Dead
  • Author: Robyn Peterman
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  • Page: 299
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  • Fashionably Dead By Robyn Peterman Vampyres don t exist They absolutely do not exist.At least I didn t think they did til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead Now I m a Vampyre Yes, we exist whether we want to or not However, I have to admit, the perks aren t bad My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is highVampyres don t exist They absolutely do not exist.At least I didn t think they did til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead Now I m a Vampyre Yes, we exist whether we want to or not However, I have to admit, the perks aren t bad My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe On the downside, I m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous it s possibly deadly For real dead Permanent death isn t on my agenda Avoiding him is my only option Of course, since he thinks I m his, it s easier said than done Like THAT S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I m some sort of Chosen One.Holy Hell, if I m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.
    Robyn Peterman
    Robyn writes because the people inside her head won t leave her alone until she gives them life on paper Her addictions include shoes the expensive kind , Coke with extra ice in a styrofoam cup, and bejeweled reading glasses A former professional actress, she now lives in the south with her family and too many animals to count Writing gives her a chance to have a job where working in her P.J s is acceptable You can follow Robyn at robynpeterman and at Facebook facebook pages Robyn P.

    Fashionably Dead By Robyn Peterman


    Darynda Jones
    Uproariously witty, deliciously provocative, and just plain fun No one delivers side splitting humor and mouth watering sensuality like Robyn Peterman This is entertainment at its absolute finest

    Astrid was a young beautiful woman All she wanted was to quit smoking and keep her current weight When a hypnotist offered the services to help people with just these Astrid could not resist She was probably the last human on Earth who had not heard the saying about something too good to be true As a result she became a Vampyre this is a glamorized version of the undead bloodsuckers please refer to a classic Bram Stoker book in case you have been living under a rock since 2005 when the first Twi [...]

    Robyn Peterman is a funny chick She knows how to bring on the laughter that makes you look crazy because you are laughing like a loon while reading.This book is a combination of two other series Chicagoland Vampires with another Ethan and a much better version of Merit, and Undead and Unwed with Betsy s fashion sense and wit.Our hero is named Astrid and she is just turned into a vampire without her consent She has to join a vampire house , like a fraternity, and meets the vampire prince named Et [...]

    I saw this title with a fab review from the awesome Darynda Jones on FB, and for this price I just had to buy it.And I m so glad I did This book is hilarious, heart breaking, dirty, sexy and an all together fun read that ll have you begging for and wondering where the hell book two is.Astrid is a 29 year old woman living life her way A smart mouthed, smoking, black raspberry chip ice cream loving Prada whore who teaches art to a bunch of lovable, perverted and foul mouthed old people, she loves [...]

    I d give this 1.5 stars if I could Is this it s not you, it s me Probably Fashionably Dead met my three strikes rule fairly quickly 1 Stereotypically average girl turns into a vampire, but wait for it she is a special vampire, with a special purpose cough cough MarySue cough cough And everyone loves her, of course, except for the girl who wants her boyfriend 2 Tries so hard to be funny that it s annoying Characters who look exactly like celebrities Gah And why is Oprah acting like Wanda Sykes 3 [...]

    I am so excited for this book Oh dear lord, what a roller coaster This book had me laughing out loud, smiling, near crying I don t know how I m supposed to wait for the next book

    If you re looking for a book that s completely different from the rest, a freakishly different vampire book that resembles nothing of the modern day paranormal fan fiction Then look no further 5 Strangely Fantastic Stars You ll be taken on one epically unique adventure, so strap yourself in and enjoy this batshit crazy ride.With a potty mouthed Guardian Angel in the form of Oprah Winfrey I like that you have the word ass in your name It opens up so many possibilities A fashion less fairy Arnie S [...]

    I was drawn to this book by the cover, to me at least it just said come see what I have in store , gotta admit I was seriously glad I took notice After reading the blurb I bumped it straight to the top of my tbr and that pretty much was that I loved this book, the snarky one liners and banter really made me laugh There was not one character that fell short of what seemed to be their purpose throughout the book, I loved the good guys and hated the bad guys There were a lot of characters throughou [...]

    5 OMG,I than loved it and need the second book RIGHT NOW stars Seriously one of the funniest books I ve read lately.But it s so much than that.Dear Robyn Petermanyou are one awesome lady And you wrote one hell of a book.Alsoetty please,if you can release the second book,like saymorrow,I will forever be in your debt.Hell,I ll be your little monster demon baby Seriosly now,I cannot recommend this book highly enough I really loved it and I know most of my GR friends would too.A little warning,it [...]

    I don t know where to start when I review R Peterman s books They are unlike anything else I have ever read Her first book How Hard Can It Be is side splitting,pee your pants funny and so is her second book Pirate Dave and His Randy Adventures Fashionably Dead is A Very HOT Paranormal romance with lots of twist and turns Not to mention loads of wackiness I love Robyn s voice and it comes through loud and clear in her books.If you re a lover of vampires, fairies and angels with attitudes do yours [...]

    Lakshmi C
    I finally found the book that conquered and destroyed my dreadful bookslump This was my first book by Robyn Peterman and it had everything I was looking for The book had a great start and the writing was absolutely perfect I knew I should curl up in a comfortable spot because I was hooked.Astrid was turned into a vampire without her knowledge or consent She was close to her Nana and was trying to quit smoking The book is told from her pov and she had a great voice She was snarky, funny and incre [...]

    Twinsie Talk Angie J
    I received this book from the author for an honest review.I haven t laughed this hard for a loooong time I have to tell you warn you to be ready for the hysterical outburst of laughterke I freaking SNORTED I was laughing so hard I even almost spit my sweet tea across the room at one point So if I must warn you about this book please be careful not to choke and die during fits of giggles and laughter while reading.So this book is about a typical girl who likes to shophello Prada She has the gross [...]

    Chicagoland Vampires and Betsy the Vampire Queen met at a bar, got drunk and nine months later this book was born.I did laugh a lot reading this book but I couldn t stop thinking about CV and queen Betsy the entire time I was reading it.The characters had many similarities with some of the characters from these two series but I loved them.They were so ridiculous that they were adorable.I m definitely reading the next book.I was going to give it 3 stars because it made me roll my eyes on many occ [...]

    Poor Astrid all she wanted to do was quit smoking When her life get turned upside down When she s turned into a vampire She is thrown into everything vampire As her evil mother shuns her and her house becomes full of angel and fairies She meet Ethan the warrior prince , who is walking talking sex in a stick Who is also claiming to be her mate Well that s where the fun begins They fight they mate As they come to understand why Astrid is the chosen one.This book has it all a guardian angel that lo [...]

    Fre06 Begum
    Seriously what s find This book was so funny but it had such a hot male lead a spunky female and a truly beautiful love between them both.if you like to read about a couple who would die for each other and reading about really funny sidekicks you will love this I can t wait for the sequel hurry up please Robyn

    Debra Klein
    I absolutely LOVED this book Astrid is probably one of my favorite book chickse s smart, fearless, a true friend, and speaks her mind like no one else The story was so refreshing and entertaining from beginning to end I felt and loved everything I hope paranormal and romance fans take a chance on this book I truly enjoyed it and look forward to reading the next one Thank you soooo much, Robyn Peterman

    Lots of fun Personally, Peterman is my go to author for a side splitting laugh Wow, Robyn has an exceptional imagination This book is fast paced with fowl mouthed Angels, Prada wearing Vampyres, fashion challenged Fairies, and cannibalistic baby Demons I highly recommend this book for anyone who enjoys a good laugh with some paranormal thrown in the mix I believe those who enjoy Gerry Bartlett s Real Vampire Series will get a kick out of Peterman s books.

    Candace Clark
    HOT FUNNY And seriously entertaining Robyn Peterman s latest novel, Fashionably Dead the premiere novel in the Hot Damned Series is packed with interesting characters and a twisting and turing plot that keeps you on the edge of your seat I love the fast paced writing, but it is also thick with detail and information, making the story a rich mix of comedy, love, and mystery The cliffhanger ending has me wanting A great read that I recommend with great confidence

    Kathy Dubois
    Robyn Peterman s imagination is a wild ride to be on This book is about a newly form Vampyre and her training with some very familiar faux celebrity coaches I laughed and enjoyed this book very much Astrid is a great heroine with amazingly funny powers as a Vampyre Sit back and enjoy

    Robyn has done it again She s managed to create another romance infused with humor What I love most is that her characters are REAL Astrid the heroine could be my best friend I could see chatting with her over a cup of coffee well for me, I m sure she d want something with a little ahotein about our obsession with all things Prada The story is very well told and definitely leaves you wanting at the end Highly recommend this book

    Jennifer Boylston
    Peterman has an outrageous, quirky mind that will make you laugh out loud and spill your coffee I guess that is better then spitting on your book or tablet.Sometimes, after wiping away laughter tears, you think, Did she really say that Oh yes she did

    Hilarious If you love the Charley Davidson series, I would say this is a book you should give a shot The heroin is strong, funny, and constantly putting her foot in her mouth I actually came across this book from Darynda Jones page and I m glad I took a look Very easy read.

    One of the funniest books I ve read in a long time This is one of those books that I will read over and over again

    MarieBrown (Marie"s Tempting Reads)
    Marie s Tempting Reads Review Another great book by the fun and talented author, Robyn Peterman I had read this when it was first released but when I was asked if I would like to do a review for Fashionably Dead I knew I had to do a reread to refresh my brain I forgot how entertaining this was This book took vampyres to a new and exciting place, making them unique but with certain qualities you would expect from the normal vampires I ADORED it too We have such a combination of quirky and outrage [...]

    Brenda Kirton
    Wow, enthralling, entertaining, funny, ridiculous, at times disgusting, but impossible to put down Some of the story, I could see coming, but definitely not the way it arrived A very enjoyable book on so many levels Obviously, I am at the edge of my seat waiting for the next one shades of Perils of Pauline.

    This was laugh out loud funny And a really entertaining read Quirky characters, hot sex with a touch of humor, and different than my other reading fare I really enjoyed it Teresa Reasor

    What a great book I will recommend this to everyone I can t wait for the next book to come out This is a book that you will love to read over and over again

    Shannon Coleman
    This book was great I loved all the characters and I can t wait for the next book to come out

    Terri ♥ (aka Mrs. Christian Grey)
    Well, this was an interesting and entertaining read.So why only three stars for so many reasons.Let s start off and say during most of this book especially the first half, we were told most of the things that happened and not shown.We are told that the Kev trained her to fight and she was good, not shown one lick of the training until later with Sam However, learning to fight the first time was important Okay, we were told she had to drink from Kev because she needed the healing But that was ab [...]

    Really loved this book If i could i would giv it 6 stars Loved the writingstyle, but not the cliffhanger

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