[KINDLE] ✓ Regretsy's Big Book of Fabricated Folktales from Finland | BY ↠ April Winchell #2020


  • Title: Regretsy's Big Book of Fabricated Folktales from Finland
  • Author: April Winchell
  • ISBN: -
  • Page: 389
  • Format: ebook

  • Regretsy's Big Book of Fabricated Folktales from Finland By April Winchell Regretsy is extremely popular in Finland Or it used it be, before hockey season started.We don t know why We aren t Finnish, we don t speak the language and rarely blog about ice fishing We can only imagine it has something to do with our shared love of vodka and staying indoors as much as possible.Naturally, we re curious But we re also American We can t be expectedRegretsy is extremely popular in Finland Or it used it be, before hockey season started.We don t know why We aren t Finnish, we don t speak the language and rarely blog about ice fishing We can only imagine it has something to do with our shared love of vodka and staying indoors as much as possible.Naturally, we re curious But we re also American We can t be expected to learn about someone else s history and customs and things Oh, we looked at , but we lost interest when they started talking about the food Wouldn t it be fun if we just came out there We could stop by your job, or come over and drink milk right out of the container We d have so much fun with you this winter especially around the holidays, when it s minus 600 degrees and everyone just wants to die.But how to get there It takes a lot of juusto to get to Helsinki, especially now that they use Euros instead of pelts.Then we had an idea What if we wrote a book of fabricated Finnish folktales, hired some of your favorite Regretsy artists to illustrate it, and sold it in both e book versions and a limited edition hard copy Wouldn t that be a fabulous addition to your burgeoning library of Finnish literature We think so In fact, next to that dog eared copy of Karpin Keittokirja, it ll be the most valuable book in your collection And the best part is, since we re just making the whole thing up, we don t even have to waste time researching anything That means we ll have time to drink ourselves to death, just like our Finnish friends You see We ve also added some great premiums, including a bonus audio track, a personal phone call or handwritten note from me to you, and an autographed copy of the Regretsy book, published by Random House.And if you re going to be in Helsinki, there s a special reward at the 200 level A dinner party at a top Helsinki restaurant, and I ll pick up the tab And that includes drinks, virtually guaranteeing that the bar tab will cost than the entire trip.Even if you don t live in Finland or don t know how to read, you ll still get entertainment value out of this project We ll be documenting all our adventures with photos and videos, so you can see our goodwill tour unfold, and have a front row seat for our inevitable arrest and imprisonment.Pid n hirvipihivist
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    Regretsy's Big Book of Fabricated Folktales from Finland By April Winchell

    Commentaires:

    Kevin Hogan
    Cute Fast read I laughed out loud in a few places.

    Laura
    April Winchell is a deeply deranged woman That s why I like her.

    Jessica
    Purchased as part of the Regretsy fundraiser and finally read it Light fluffy humor, some bits were fairly amusing but others were less successful The illustrations by Etsy artists are beautiful I may not even bother keeping it, but it was a quick and entertaining read Probably not worth picking up if you missed the whole period of Finland obsession on Regretsy and I think it was only sold as part of the fundraiser

    Betty
    Loved it, spent the entire time reading the book snorting in laughter and at one time was laughing so hard I couldn t breathe Once again April has done a wonderful job

    Kristi
    This was honestly the funniest book of completely made up stuff I ve ever read Totally worth the money I donated via Kickstarter for her trip to Finland

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